School Daze
School is so fabulous,
Fun and fine.
I dance out of bed,
To get there at nine.
The teachers are kind to me,
And give me breaks.
They never tell me off,
When I make mistakes.
I love mathematics,
Algebra is great.
I eat up every yummy thing,
On my school dinner plate.
Hockey on the muddy field,
Is smashing, Yeh, Yipee!
And I love playtime in the rain,
It makes me nice and drippy.
I don't know what I'd do,
Without school and all it's joys,
I'd probably have to lie in bed,
Or play all day with toys...GROAN!!!
Fun and fine.
I dance out of bed,
To get there at nine.
The teachers are kind to me,
And give me breaks.
They never tell me off,
When I make mistakes.
I love mathematics,
Algebra is great.
I eat up every yummy thing,
On my school dinner plate.
Hockey on the muddy field,
Is smashing, Yeh, Yipee!
And I love playtime in the rain,
It makes me nice and drippy.
I don't know what I'd do,
Without school and all it's joys,
I'd probably have to lie in bed,
Or play all day with toys...GROAN!!!
But I Read It In A Magazine...
Diets make you fat!
I know that's true,
Not cheese or chocolate,
Batter or stew.
If I meet someone large,
In a patisserie queue,
I'll say, "Oh, dear,
Been on a diet, have you?"
I know that's true,
Not cheese or chocolate,
Batter or stew.
If I meet someone large,
In a patisserie queue,
I'll say, "Oh, dear,
Been on a diet, have you?"
Fizz Pop
Life's just a swizz,
Not a bottle of fizz.
It doesn't go pop,
It goes splurf!
It isn't the croon,
With a beautiful moon.
It's the worm that's been eating your earth!
Number 9
Where's my love?
He's far away,
On an island,
From the day,
That his heart,
Would not stay,
Wandering, aloof.
Didn't follow,
Let it go,
Slipped away as,
Sled on snow.
Now alone,
I surely know,
Solitary truth.